No Touching Allowed": The Steamiest Sexless Game Yet!

Oh man oh man oh man do I have a gem for you all today! You know how sometimes you're just in the mood for some hot steamy action but not in the mood for actual nudity or even suggestive movements? Yeah, me neither! That's why I want to talk to you guys about my new favorite adult indie game: "No Touching Allowed."

The premise is simple yet genius: You play as a sexy female protagonist (I always go with curvy redhead #4, because who doesn't?) tasked with cleaning a filthy old mansion without ever touching anything or anyone! And by anyone, they mean every single character from the friendly maid to the creepy groundskeeper. Every object and person you encounter will react differently based on how close you get to them, so mastering this skill is crucial!

But don't worry, this isn't just a game about resisting the urge to grope everything in sight (although that would be totally cool too). There are also puzzles galore waiting around each corner! Some require deductive reasoning skills as sharp as Sherlock Holmes', others involve careful timing and precision reflexes worthy of Mario himself!

Overall, "No Touching Allowed" has quickly become my go-to game whenever I need a little stress relief without having to worry about my parents walking in on me playing "those kinds" of games. Plus, it's actually really challenging which makes me feel like I'm accomplishing something other than masterbating to pixels on a screen (although that can definitely still happen if you're into that kinda thing). So what are you waiting for? Go grab yourself a copy of this sex free porn game and let loose those repressed sexual frustrations responsibly!